My thoughts on the New Moon Movie trailer #2
Why do they use the same Coastline repeatedly? Jacob’s voice is so cute, “Have you ever had a secret you couldn’t tell ANYONE?”
(Cut to Bella alone in some weird desert/prairie THHENNNN…. Cut to another ugly kiss with squished noses and gross-out facial expressions)
Adorable scenes of Bella and Jacob walking together make me excited. Aww, he hug/spinned her. Bella, Jacob knows what he did to you and he won’t ever hurt you, just make your eyes burn from how hot he is… but that’s a given, right?
W-O-W. Jacob is super hot sitting on that motorcycle! I’m super glad he’s going to be shirtless for most of the movie.
(Cut to Jacob cleaning up Bella’s head wound)
He’s SORTA beautiful? OMG! Bella get it right! He’s a ROMAN GOD! The face Jacob gives you is saying that he agrees with me.
(Cut to Jacob being shirtless and jumping from a two-story window and thenn…. Another sexy shirtless scene)
(Fade to Jacob removing the motorcycles from the truck bed)
Dearest Bella, not everyone is super weak and clumsy. Don’t defile Jacob’s bountiful manhood.
Haha, the look Jacob gives her is like, “Oh, I’m a manly man and you wanna kiss me… and possibly feel my abs.”
(Fade to Bella learning how to ride the motorcycle)
Aww… Jacob is like, “Dumb Hoe, HIT THE BRAKE!” but Bella still gets owned.
(Cut to the Wolves being all gang-like with their strut)
Bella yelling in a manly voice… as usual and Sam’s all like… “Easy! Don’t push him!”
THEN! Jacob is being cool getting into Bella’s room, show-off. Haha.
(Cut to “From the Worldwide BESTSELLER” and then to Bella running to save Edward)
Bella just HAS to be the only one not wearing red. Why is she always wearing green? A new color please.
Jane looks pretty freaky with her red and secretary hair.
(Cut to Laurent doing the creepy face touch, Jane walking into the Volturi’s presence, Bella getting beat up by a wave (haha.))
WHOOAAA THAT’S VICTORIA!!! Wish they’d show that for a little longer. I’ve seen this trailer like 12 times and never noticed it was her. She can jump for a white girl!
Aww… Bella and Jacob kissing. That’s a much prettier kiss. No smushed noses or painful faces.
(Cut scenes of Edward looking gross, again, Victoria storming off, Bella doing a dramatic turn, Jacob hoping a fence (HAHA), and the famous “JAKE, RUN!” and Jacob’s all like, “MY NAME IS JACOB!”)
(Cut to info)
New Moon
OMG! Jacob, when you say “don’t get me upset”… I absolutely wanted to faint!
11-20-09
-Renee
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