Sexy Saturday

Left to Right: Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie Bennett, Jeremy Gilbert, Damon Salvatore, and Caroline Forbes.






This picture is utterly amazing. Beautiful Ladies.



Am I the only one who looks Damon's little smirk?
I sure hope not.


Vampire Diaries Stills

Vampire Diaries Review for Thursday Oct.15th 2009

Season 1 Episode 6 “Lost Girls”

So it urns out Katherine is a petty friend. Not only is Stefan and Damon's first love as selfish as Stefan mentioned, but she's actually the vampire who turns both brothers into the sexy vamps they are and against each other. On second thought, maybe this Katherine was pretty smart. Living forever in a weird threesome with Stefan and Damon? It definitely gives me some ideas. Ha-ha. Then Stefan tells Elena his secret, and where he says he's been 17 since 1864 is so close to Twilight's "How long have you been 17?" " . . . A while" scene. But I like it better than the Twilight scene. Then, Damon decides to turn Vicki. So um, Damon and Vicki suck each other's blood from their wrists. It seems sexual, it feels weird. Their slow dance scene is actually pretty cute, too; until, well, Damon breaks Vicki's neck. So Vicki runs away and after Vicki runs away, Stefan tries to explain things, Logan shoots Stefan with a wooden bullet, and Damon actually comes to the rescue for his brother. Vicki’s transition is really emotional; she cries to Stefan that she remembers things, and begs to go home. Aw, Vicki's character actually made me like her this episode — the funny thing was her "I'm sorry" after feeding on Logan. So I think it is so stupid that Elena dumps Stefan and acts all heartbroken about it? Elena finding out her possible boyfriend is a vampire is not the worst that can happen. She's feeling too sorry for herself — it's so Bella in New Moon. I really loved all of the flashbacks, they made me really happy.

-Amber <3


My POV during the episode:


• cant wait for vampire diaries!!about 1 hour ago from web

• woah man, flash back!about 1 hour ago from web

• well that went great. haha.about 1 hour ago from web

• he had no comment, except just get it. nice.about 1 hour ago from web

• aww he's keeping watch.about 1 hour ago from web

• that movie 'the vampire's assistant' looks awesome!about 1 hour ago from web

• omg! Damon is turning her!about 1 hour ago from web

• woo-hoo!! flashback time!about 1 hour ago from web

• wanna play rough? hahaabout 1 hour ago from web

• i love her dress! i wish i had one.about 1 hour ago from web

• catherine is purposely playing the two men, she knows they are both crazy about her.about 1 hour ago from web

• blood whore!about 1 hour ago from web

• woah! catherine bit stefan. i thought he was going to bite her. hahaabout 1 hour ago from web

• ice for that burn..zantacabout 1 hour ago from web

• love triangle.44 minutes ago from web
• Damon cracked her neck like Steven Segall.39 minutes ago from web

• Even though he's evil, Damon is still sexy with his shirt unbuttoned.35 minutes ago from web

• i kinda want to jump his bones. right there.34 minutes ago from web

• oh the classic, i want to protect you from me.33 minutes ago from web

• her fangs are coming in.32 minutes ago from web

• have you ever wondered if the person who would turn you would be like, i brought you into this world and i can take you out? haha.28 minutes ago from web

• if she bites her brother i'll be ticked, because he is super cute.about 27 minutes ago from web

• yay she resisted. for now.24 minutes ago from web

• i am sitting here explaining VD to my dad. Ha 21 minutes ago from web

• wooden bullet?15 minutes ago from web

• noooo. don't break up with Stefan!14 minutes ago from web

• awww. that is depressing. but not unexpected. she can't handle it.13 minutes ago from web

-Amber <3

New Moon Trailer #3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlNiDE6sxNY


My thoughts on the New Moon Movie trailer #3

The look on Bella’s face when she says “vampire’s have laws?” is so stupid, and if I was Edward I’d be like “yes you dumb hoe we have laws we are people too.”

Edward says you don’t belong in our world like he lives on Jupiter or something. Geez.

I belong with you! Ridiculous. Then she starts that weird hyperventilating trying not to cry thing.

I love how he says “promise me you wont do anything reckless” I’d be like you douche I’ll do what I like thank you very much.The next time a guy breaks up with me I’ll make sure to find a wooded area and crawl up into the fetal position in the nasty dirt and dead leaves in an ugly jacket.

And there she goes imagining things in the parking lot. Aww Angela and Eric holding hands. Adorable, I would totally jump Eric’s bones; he is so cute in a nerdy way.

Wow what is up with her screams? It sounds like she is giving birth. Is there something you need to tell us Bella?

“I know he hurt you but I would never ever do that.” Aww Jake so cute.

Again with the hallucinations Bella? Seriously? Ha she got owned by the motorcycle, if I was Jacob I’d probably pee myself in laughter.

I really hate Jessica she irritates the mess out of me.

Woohoo! jump off the cliff, maybe you can check the ph levels while you are there?

(Cut to the World wide best seller)

“Bella Its Edward! He thinks you’re dead!” I love Alice she is my favorite girl character.

(Of course Edward wants to die he is a wuss.)

For some reason when Jacob grabs her arms and says he doesn’t want you anymore it is extremely hot. She does not have to go I would stay right there with Jacob. Mmm.

(Cut to scene where Edward takes off his shirt to show nasty hairy chest. And Bella runs through the fountain. Really what is with the green shirt and man voice there?)

When Jacob jumps down from her window, it is so freaking hot.
So when they are in the woods, I had no idea it was Victoria until I rewound the video. Ha-ha.

The guy who plays Laurent is so cool looking. The wolves look pretty B-A. He was like "huu! I’ll karate chock you in the throat. "

The Quileute boys walk all like "yea I’m a wolf I’m so cool." I love how she slaps him like it will hurt. And he turns into a wolf and she’s like “oh shit.” Ha-ha epic fail!

(cut creepy edward hovering over her)

Bella runs through the forest, in that green shirt and in comes Jacob through the window all sexy and shirtless I wanted to pass out in bliss.

Skip to the Volturi lair. I love how when they get into a fight at first it looks like when you swing a little kid around. Ha.
Bella’s face is so fake looking, like I know its called acting but still.
Edward dives at the Volturi guy and he grabs him by the throat like I know you didn’t

(cut to info)

the twilight saga: new moon

(thennn...)

So then Dakota, who plays Jane of the Volturi, says “this may hurt just a little” it is crazy because it is so creepy but yet awesome.
Bella and her man voice again. And the Volturi dude throws Edward over his head by Edward’s neck. Ha-ha.

(cut to date)

11-20-09



-Amber

Shamed by Tennessee

According to Fandago, Tennessee was not aware of Twilight until the movie was released. Way to go my fellow Tennesseans. Ya'll are always blissfully unaware of current crazes and events. But it's okay, don't cry. Half of America was just as oblivious to the rush that Twilight gives you and only sixteen states were following the stardom of Twilight from the beginning of time.

BUT!! I'm happy to admit that Tennessee is more aware of the perfect vampires now. Good job on getting your rep back! Haha.



-Renee

Renee's Confession

After first reading Twilight, I was a strong and proud Team Edward player. I would read it continuously, but I eventually moved on to other books (just sounded like I cheated or something). I reread Twilight and New Moon recently -to prepare for the movie- and came to a sudden revelation. I am now a Team Jacob player. He's pure and healthy, completely legit. He's a sane choice when everything in Bella's life is chaotic. Unlike Edward, he brings her closer to her instead of always alienating himself. Jacob Black listens to Bella's needs and compromises instead of doing what he wants. He doesn't lie to her, he tells her what's happening. He's half human and they could have kids without all the stomache-ripping and dying. Jacob can age when he wants to, so he can grow old with Bella. Jacob is an innocent soul and could have made Bella extremely happy without endangering her every two seconds.




So there. I have confessed. Do you need to?

-Renee

New Moon Trailer #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzRmoVpCAE


My thoughts on the New Moon Movie trailer #2

Why do they use the same Coastline repeatedly? Jacob’s voice is so cute, “Have you ever had a secret you couldn’t tell ANYONE?”

(Cut to Bella alone in some weird desert/prairie THHENNNN…. Cut to another ugly kiss with squished noses and gross-out facial expressions)

Adorable scenes of Bella and Jacob walking together make me excited. Aww, he hug/spinned her. Bella, Jacob knows what he did to you and he won’t ever hurt you, just make your eyes burn from how hot he is… but that’s a given, right?

W-O-W. Jacob is super hot sitting on that motorcycle! I’m super glad he’s going to be shirtless for most of the movie.

(Cut to Jacob cleaning up Bella’s head wound)

He’s SORTA beautiful? OMG! Bella get it right! He’s a ROMAN GOD! The face Jacob gives you is saying that he agrees with me.

(Cut to Jacob being shirtless and jumping from a two-story window and thenn…. Another sexy shirtless scene)

(Fade to Jacob removing the motorcycles from the truck bed)

Dearest Bella, not everyone is super weak and clumsy. Don’t defile Jacob’s bountiful manhood.
Haha, the look Jacob gives her is like, “Oh, I’m a manly man and you wanna kiss me… and possibly feel my abs.”

(Fade to Bella learning how to ride the motorcycle)

Aww… Jacob is like, “Dumb Hoe, HIT THE BRAKE!” but Bella still gets owned.

(Cut to the Wolves being all gang-like with their strut)

Bella yelling in a manly voice… as usual and Sam’s all like… “Easy! Don’t push him!”

THEN! Jacob is being cool getting into Bella’s room, show-off. Haha.

(Cut to “From the Worldwide BESTSELLER” and then to Bella running to save Edward)

Bella just HAS to be the only one not wearing red. Why is she always wearing green? A new color please.

Jane looks pretty freaky with her red and secretary hair.

(Cut to Laurent doing the creepy face touch, Jane walking into the Volturi’s presence, Bella getting beat up by a wave (haha.))

WHOOAAA THAT’S VICTORIA!!! Wish they’d show that for a little longer. I’ve seen this trailer like 12 times and never noticed it was her. She can jump for a white girl!

Aww… Bella and Jacob kissing. That’s a much prettier kiss. No smushed noses or painful faces.

(Cut scenes of Edward looking gross, again, Victoria storming off, Bella doing a dramatic turn, Jacob hoping a fence (HAHA), and the famous “JAKE, RUN!” and Jacob’s all like, “MY NAME IS JACOB!”)

(Cut to info)

New Moon

OMG! Jacob, when you say “don’t get me upset”… I absolutely wanted to faint!

11-20-09


-Renee

New Moon Trailer #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBF3HKzrmE

My thoughts on the New Moon Movie trailer #1


Why isn’t Bella’s P.O.S. of a truck making weird noises? It should sound like it's about to go to truck heaven. Bella asks for a present since it IS her birthday. WHOA! That eyebrow raise was asking for more than a kiss, just saying. Edward looks like he’s going to choke her!

(Fade to Bella’s squished nose on Edward’s perfect face)

Not a very attractive kiss there.

(Cut to what I like to call the Peeping Tom Camera)

This scene where Edward is telling Bella that she is the only reason to be alive (if that is what he is) would be romantic is Bella’s hand wasn’t being all wiggly on Edward’s chest.

(Fade into Bella’s birthday party at the Cullen’s)

Alice is so adorable. She’s my favorite girl Cullen. Oh Hell! That cake is insanely pretty. I hope they don’t expect Bella to eat all tonight… That’s right, throw that gift because it made you bleed, real mature Bella.

(Blood dripping into the nice, clean carpet and Jasper wanting to Nom Nom on Bella)

When Edward pushed Bella… I think the dress rode up. Shocking! EWWWW… Edward’s face just got really gross and puffy in like 2.5 seconds!!!!

(Bella’s man voice starts talking as Jasper is crushing the piano cause he hates music)

(Fade to Bella wearing that weird coat and Edward in the forest)

OHH NOO! He’s gonna leave her and they are going to show it on the trailer? There is almost no need to watch the movie now. When Edward says, “This is the last time you’re going to see me,” he so hot, for some strange reason. Awww… a kiss on the forehead after dumping her, really cute.

(Fade to Bella all alone in the woods)

Bella’s going primitive, fetal position in moldy leaves.

(Cut to Laurent and Bella)

Laurent can’t help himself, she’s so mouthwatering. Sooo…. He gives her a friendly brush on the face but Jacob is all like, “Oh No He DIDN’T! I’ll mess you up fool. Let me just jump this porch fence. You wait.”

Laurent is going to eat Bella, Courger style, with his long nails. A low growl that could possibly be Laurent’s stomache growling sounds and makes Bella spazz out.
Jacob just phased over Bella’s head… he’s a pretty pup with a wicked snarl. And thenn....

(Cut to info)

New Moon
11-20-09


-Renee

New Moon Soundtrack

The New Moon Soundtrack was released on October 16th (yesterday). I immediately bought the album. It has some unknown artists and some unique sounds involved in it.

* Death Cab For Cutie — Meet me on the Equinox
* Band of Skulls — Friends
* Thome Yorke — Hearing Damage
* Lykke Li — Possibility
* The Killers — A White Demon Love Song
* Anya Marina — Satellite Heart
* Muse — I Belong to You(NEW MOON REMIX)
* Bon Iver & ST. Vincent — Roslyn
* Black Rebel Motorcycle Club — Done All Wrong
* Hurricane Bells — Monster
* Sea Wolf — The Violet Hour
* OK GO — Shooting the Moon
* Grizzly Bear — Slow Life
* Editors — No Sound but the Wind
* Alexandre Desplat — New Moon(THE MEADOW)

I'm not too amazed with this album as I was with the Twilight Soundtrack. Maybe after listening to the music several times, I can get the feel of the songs or maybe the movie will help me relate to the music better. Either way, I hope I grow to like it.

-Renee

Welcome

Welcome to Unbeating Hearts, where vampires are always the topic. This blog is maintained by Renee and Amber, a best friend group. We try to cover a wide variety of the happenings of vampires, but finding any news non-related to Twilight is really hard. If there is something major, we will post it.

Thank you.