New Moon Trailer #3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlNiDE6sxNY


My thoughts on the New Moon Movie trailer #3

The look on Bella’s face when she says “vampire’s have laws?” is so stupid, and if I was Edward I’d be like “yes you dumb hoe we have laws we are people too.”

Edward says you don’t belong in our world like he lives on Jupiter or something. Geez.

I belong with you! Ridiculous. Then she starts that weird hyperventilating trying not to cry thing.

I love how he says “promise me you wont do anything reckless” I’d be like you douche I’ll do what I like thank you very much.The next time a guy breaks up with me I’ll make sure to find a wooded area and crawl up into the fetal position in the nasty dirt and dead leaves in an ugly jacket.

And there she goes imagining things in the parking lot. Aww Angela and Eric holding hands. Adorable, I would totally jump Eric’s bones; he is so cute in a nerdy way.

Wow what is up with her screams? It sounds like she is giving birth. Is there something you need to tell us Bella?

“I know he hurt you but I would never ever do that.” Aww Jake so cute.

Again with the hallucinations Bella? Seriously? Ha she got owned by the motorcycle, if I was Jacob I’d probably pee myself in laughter.

I really hate Jessica she irritates the mess out of me.

Woohoo! jump off the cliff, maybe you can check the ph levels while you are there?

(Cut to the World wide best seller)

“Bella Its Edward! He thinks you’re dead!” I love Alice she is my favorite girl character.

(Of course Edward wants to die he is a wuss.)

For some reason when Jacob grabs her arms and says he doesn’t want you anymore it is extremely hot. She does not have to go I would stay right there with Jacob. Mmm.

(Cut to scene where Edward takes off his shirt to show nasty hairy chest. And Bella runs through the fountain. Really what is with the green shirt and man voice there?)

When Jacob jumps down from her window, it is so freaking hot.
So when they are in the woods, I had no idea it was Victoria until I rewound the video. Ha-ha.

The guy who plays Laurent is so cool looking. The wolves look pretty B-A. He was like "huu! I’ll karate chock you in the throat. "

The Quileute boys walk all like "yea I’m a wolf I’m so cool." I love how she slaps him like it will hurt. And he turns into a wolf and she’s like “oh shit.” Ha-ha epic fail!

(cut creepy edward hovering over her)

Bella runs through the forest, in that green shirt and in comes Jacob through the window all sexy and shirtless I wanted to pass out in bliss.

Skip to the Volturi lair. I love how when they get into a fight at first it looks like when you swing a little kid around. Ha.
Bella’s face is so fake looking, like I know its called acting but still.
Edward dives at the Volturi guy and he grabs him by the throat like I know you didn’t

(cut to info)

the twilight saga: new moon

(thennn...)

So then Dakota, who plays Jane of the Volturi, says “this may hurt just a little” it is crazy because it is so creepy but yet awesome.
Bella and her man voice again. And the Volturi dude throws Edward over his head by Edward’s neck. Ha-ha.

(cut to date)

11-20-09



-Amber